Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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