1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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