i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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