no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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