Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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