so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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