hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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