like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Are we still banned from the library?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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