she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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