first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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