so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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