Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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