what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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