she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Do vagina's smell?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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