we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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