im drinking this country out of the recession.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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