HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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