she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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