this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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