nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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