**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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