After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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