i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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