I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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