You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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