is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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