So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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