NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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