if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I will be naked everywhere
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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