I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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