sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize