I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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