I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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