Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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