isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
it's like iHOP with fire
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
foreskin is a definite game changer
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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