Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
so much tequila, so little girl.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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