She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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