Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You ruined the universe
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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