I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
We got so high we made milksteak
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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