They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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