maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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