hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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