Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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