my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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