I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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