that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
