But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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