I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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