Soap is not a condiment
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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