i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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