So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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