White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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