ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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