We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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