I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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