it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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