I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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